Got Milk?

Seriously.  The Got Milk? campaign is tired and abused.  But dang, it still packs a punch.  I can’t help but envision the Aaron Burr expert and his mouth full of sticky peanut butter.  He’s been waiting all his life for the radio announcer to call with the easy,...

Dias del Taco Bell

Surprise!  Momville invites an “I can’t believe I’m doing this for my kid” moment.  I thought catching vomit with my bare hands was big.  I thought reliving story problems about two trains going opposite directions showed tenacity. (This example is still around!?!) ...

Breakfast Dinner

“I am not a slave to my family.”  That’s how I feel sometimes when I have moments of under appreciation.  I love my family and I like taking care of them, but sometimes I can’t do it.  I’m feeling cheated somehow and lash out in response.  I want my impact, my...

Fun New Friends

Need a new friend, buy a stalk of brussel sprouts.  You laugh.  I’m serious.  Ninety percent of the time I throw one of those green, spiny things into my shopping cart, I’m stopped by a new-found acquaintance who knows something or needs to know something.  Curiosity...